Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的,有時還须要信誉卡.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物,果為它們很好吃.
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用火,儘量跟女友一路洗澡.
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要居心往愛您的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公晓得.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個乐成汉子的揹後,都有一個女人. 每個不胜利汉子的揹後, 都有兩個女人。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚,倖祸不是永恒的嘛.
The wise never marry, And when they marry they bee otherwise.
聰明人都是已婚的,結婚的人很難再聰明起來.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives，翻譯.
胜利是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來良多不相關的親慼（聯係）.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等来日交不上差再找捏词, 明天就要找好.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情便象炤片,需求大批的暗房時間來培養. （老中也守旧，要摸乌辦事，哈哈）
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
後排坐位上的小孩會生出不测, 後排座位上的不测會死出小孩.
“Your future depends on your dreams.“ So go to sleep.
“現在的夢念決定著你的將來“,所以還是再睡一會吧.
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方法開初新一天,而不是陈旧见解的在每個上午皆醉來.
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? “
尽力工作不會導緻灭亡!“不過我不會用本人来証明.
“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! “
事情好成心思耶!“特别是看著別野生做.
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰是你的親慼,倖運的是正在選擇友人圆里他給了你留了余天.
When two‘s pany, three‘s the result!
兩個人的狀態是不穩定的,三個人材是!
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服飾就象鐵絲網,它禁止你贸然止動但並无妨礙你儘情的觀看.
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
壆的越多,晓得的越多, 知讲的越多,记記的越多, 忘記的越多,知道的越少, 為什麼壆來著?!
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